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New Hammerscopes:
EDITOR’S NOTE: After several days of intense contemplation, meditation, and prescription medication, along with a couple of day trips to Boulder, our resident “non-believer-in-anything,” also known as Hammer, has decided to delve into the astrological sciences. The following is his take and his take only:
Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 19 (The Goat) Your sign is a goat, but I’m not sure what is happening on the back end there. The stars say you are well served by your determination and drive. I say you are best served with mashed potatoes and a nice béarnaise sauce. Your sense of humor is good which helps when you have a snail stuck up your butt. Capricorns are determined to succeed, goal driven and pragmatic, precisely why most of us avoid you. You have a false sense of importance and have a hard time admitting when you are wrong. This doesn’t really matter if you’re built like celebrity Capricorns Muhammad Ali, Joe Frasier and George Forman but tended to be a problem for Jim Bakker, Benedict Arnold and Richard Nixon.
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