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EDITOR'S NOTE: After several days of intense contemplation, meditation, and prescription medication, along with a couple of day trips to Boulder, our resident 'non-believer-in-anything', also known as Hammer, has decided to delve into the astrological sciences. The following is his take and his take only.

Virgo
(The Virgin)
Aug 23-Sept 22

The stars say you love tennis, racquetball, swimming, sailing, fishing and biking. No wonder you’re a virgin, who has the time? Virgo is an earth sign and the sixth sign of the Zodiac, which means absolutely nothing to me, just thought you might want to know. Most Virgos are shy and waiting for the perfect lover; good luck with that. Your sign rules the sinuses, respiratory systems and bowels. How these are all related, I’m not sure, but I’m thinking they are why you always seem to have a cold, a cough and are, well we won’t get into that. You have an analytical and critical approach to relationships, which is an instant turnoff to men, hence the Virgin sign. Celebrity Virgins, Virgos or whatever you want to call yourselves include Mrs. Hammer, explaining why I never seem to get any this time of year.
Libra
(The Scales)
Sept 23-Oct 23

You tend towards procrastination and vacillation, which we will definitely get to later, or maybe not. Librans love to be admired, especially while standing naked and holding up a set of scales. Your love of justice makes you fair-minded, your love of ice cream makes you big-behinded. Okay, that may not be a word, but this is my column, not yours. Your flowers include roses, daisies, violets and orchids, which my exhaustive astrological research has shown means, well, you like pretty flowers. Libra has given us artists such as Arthur Miller, Mario Puzo, John Le Carre’ and Oscar Wilde along with David Lee Roth, Hillary Duff and Tanya Tucker, showing there really is balance in the world.

Sports


True Colorado Local Legend: Dutch Clark

In 1965 the Colorado Hall of Fame inducted three members: Earl "Dutch" Clark, Jack Dempsey, and Bryon "Whizzer" White. The careers of Jack Dempsey and Bryon White have been well chronicled down thru the years.
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Still Rolling with the Punches

Former heavy weight boxer Ron Lyle, 67, grew up in the Curtis Park Projects during the 1940s and 50s. Born in Ohio, Ron’s family moved to Denver when Ron was six years old. His father, William, was a Pentecostal preacher and was one of the first to bring the Apostolic Pentecostal faith to the area in 1943.
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Remember The 60s

Most people remember the 1960s as a time of unrest, turmoil, the cold war, political upheaval and change. The 60s gave us Camelot, the Beatles, the search for the, "Dawning of the Age of Aquarius," and Mare Tranquilitatis (Latin for the Sea of Tranquility).
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Sports Scandals

"There is a lust in man no charm can tame:
Of loudly publishing his neighbor’s shame:
On eagle’s wings immortal scandals fly,
While virtuous actions are born and die.
"
William Harvey

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It’s That Time Of Year Again

Bronco fans live for this time of the year. Mid-summer rolls around, and visions of Super Bowls dance in their heads. Hope springs eternal for the faithful, and they can’t wait to journey over to Dove Valley to watch their heroes, live and up close. This is certainly an exciting time for true football fans when they can play the role of a scout, going to camp to evaluate all that talent themselves. Braving the hot sun while sitting on the grassy knoll bordering the Bronco practice field, they can get a bird’s eye view of every player and can make up their own minds whether this is the year their beloved Broncos will go all the way.
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Charlie Metro

Sitting in the stands at Coors Field, he had his eyes fixed on the baseball game. Bundled up and with his breath visible from every word in the chilly 36-degree air, he ate the peanuts he bought before the game and said, "Want to see something you’ve probably never seen before? A former major league manager trying to eat peanuts with his gloves on."
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The Hottest Ladies in Mouth Guards

Uncompromising wayward darlings, bloodshed abound, adorned in fishnets and battle scars.

They are the girls’ next door that made you pee a little bit and run away- and were always chosen first for kickball.
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A Weighty Issue

Remember the T.V commercial a few years ago when this old lady kept wailing, "Where’s the Beef?" Well I believe Mike Shanahan has found it. The Broncos drafted four players in the 2007 N.F.L. draft and they total 1141 pounds. That is more than half a ton of beef that averages out to 285 pounds per player. The ironic thing is: the first two selections were passed over by some clubs because they did not weigh enough for their respective position.
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Rockies: Fact or Fiction

That loud thud you heard during April and May was various Denver newspaper sports columnists falling off the Rockies’ bandwagon. After an appearance in the World Series last year, there were high hopes for another championship season. Last year the Rockies were the Media’s darlings, this year they dropped them faster than the left dropped the Clintons.
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Mike Shanahan
Biography

These are the times that try a coach’s soul. All of Denver’s professional sports teams are undergoing hard times. As the curtain fell on another disastrous Broncos season, many of the Denver scribes were calling for Mike Shanahan’s head. There was more ink spilled over his plans to build a new house than over his choice of draft picks or his ability to still coach. There was much consternation over his firing of the popular General Manager, with the reprobates blaming it on everything from his new mansion to his large ego.
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In My Opinion

This seems to be the season when we are inundated with opinions. We have pundits telling us who deserves the Heisman, what players should go into the Hall of Fame, who are the greatest basketball players of all time, etc. It brings to mind a quote from Bethania McKenstry, "I’m not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I’ve noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts".
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Ode to a Long Snapper

I recently went to a high school reunion in northern New Jersey and discovered an enclave of Broncos fans right in the middle of N.Y Giant country. The reunion was in Rockaway, N.J., however a large part of my family live at Lake Hopatcong, about 15 miles west of Rockaway. Lake Hopatcong happens to be in Jefferson Township, the home town of Broncos long snapper Mike Leach.
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Fly-Over Zone

Did you ever wonder why the NFL Hall of Fame always passes over Broncos players? I call it the "Rodney Dangerfield effect." We get no respect.

I thought about this while watching the baseball All-Star game. When Matt Holliday of the Rockies was introduced, the announcer uttered the all too ubiquitous comment when referring to Colorado professional athletes, "If he wasn’t playing in Colorado, he would be a huge star."
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Sports Injuries

I have been on the sidelines for several weeks, undergoing a Total Knee Replacement (TKR). My problem with this knee started back in the 50s with a high school football injury which at the time was diagnosed as ’water on the knee.’ For years I thought that this term was a sort of a joke, for lack of a more esoteric name to describe the condition. Remember these were the days before sports medicine, heck Gatorade had not even been invented yet.
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Charlie Metro

Sitting in the stands at Coors Field, he had his eyes fixed on the baseball game. Bundled up and with his breath visible from every word in the chilly 36-degree air, he ate the peanuts he bought before the game and said, "Want to see something you’ve probably never seen before? A former major league manager trying to eat peanuts with his gloves on." Sitting in the stands at Coors Field, he had his eyes fixed on the baseball game. Bundled up and with his breath visible from every word in the chilly 36-degree air, he ate the peanuts he bought before the game and said, "Want to see something you’ve probably never seen before? A former major league manager trying to eat peanuts with his gloves on."
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Reflecting on Jackie Robinson

I reflected on my childhood and cashed in on some of my education while watching the celebration out at Dodger Stadium of the 60th anniversary of Jackie Robinson’s breaking of the color barrier in major league baseball.
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