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Virgo (The Virgin) Aug 23-Sept 22 The stars say you love tennis, racquetball, swimming, sailing, fishing and biking. No wonder you’re a virgin, who has the time? Virgo is an earth sign and the sixth sign of the Zodiac, which means absolutely nothing to me, just thought you might want to know. Most Virgos are shy and waiting for the perfect lover; good luck with that. Your sign rules the sinuses, respiratory systems and bowels. How these are all related, I’m not sure, but I’m thinking they are why you always seem to have a cold, a cough and are, well we won’t get into that. You have an analytical and critical approach to relationships, which is an instant turnoff to men, hence the Virgin sign. Celebrity Virgins, Virgos or whatever you want to call yourselves include Mrs. Hammer, explaining why I never seem to get any this time of year. |  | Libra (The Scales) Sept 23-Oct 23 You tend towards procrastination and vacillation, which we will definitely get to later, or maybe not. Librans love to be admired, especially while standing naked and holding up a set of scales. Your love of justice makes you fair-minded, your love of ice cream makes you big-behinded. Okay, that may not be a word, but this is my column, not yours. Your flowers include roses, daisies, violets and orchids, which my exhaustive astrological research has shown means, well, you like pretty flowers. Libra has given us artists such as Arthur Miller, Mario Puzo, John Le Carre’ and Oscar Wilde along with David Lee Roth, Hillary Duff and Tanya Tucker, showing there really is balance in the world. |  |  |  |  | |
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True Colorado Local Legend: Dutch Clark |
By Rock Ryan Published: September 3, 2008 In 1965 the Colorado Hall of Fame inducted three members: Earl "Dutch" Clark, Jack Dempsey,
and Bryon "Whizzer" White. The careers of Jack Dempsey and Bryon White have been well chronicled
down thru the years. Still Rolling with the Punches |
By Jerry Roys Published: May 5, 2008 Former heavy weight boxer Ron Lyle, 67, grew up in the Curtis Park Projects during the 1940s and 50s. Born in Ohio, Ron’s family
moved to Denver when Ron was six years old. His father, William, was a Pentecostal preacher and was one of the first to bring
the Apostolic Pentecostal faith to the area in 1943. By Rock Ryan Published: December 3, 2007 Most people remember the 1960s as a time of unrest, turmoil, the cold war, political upheaval and change. The 60s gave
us Camelot, the Beatles, the search for the, "Dawning of the Age of Aquarius,"
and Mare Tranquilitatis (Latin for the Sea of Tranquility). By Rock Ryan Published: October 2, 2007 " There is a lust in man no charm can tame:
Of loudly publishing his neighbor’s shame:
On eagle’s wings immortal scandals fly,
While virtuous actions are born and die."
William Harvey
It’s That Time Of Year Again |
By Rock Ryan Published: August 27, 2007 Bronco fans live for this time of the year. Mid-summer rolls around, and visions of Super Bowls dance
in their heads. Hope springs eternal for the faithful, and they can’t wait to journey over to Dove Valley
to watch their heroes, live and up close. This is certainly an exciting time for true football fans when they can
play the role of a scout, going to camp to evaluate all that talent themselves. Braving the hot sun while sitting
on the grassy knoll bordering the Bronco practice field, they can get a bird’s eye view of every player and
can make up their own minds whether this is the year their beloved Broncos will go all the way. By Jake Ryan Published: May 28, 2007 Sitting in the stands at Coors Field, he had his eyes fixed on the baseball game. Bundled up and with his breath visible from
every word in the chilly 36-degree air, he ate the peanuts he bought before the game and said, "Want to see something
you’ve probably never seen before? A former major league manager trying to eat peanuts with his gloves on."
The Hottest Ladies in Mouth Guards |
By Tenille Pippenger Published: May 28, 2007 Uncompromising wayward darlings, bloodshed abound, adorned in fishnets and battle scars.
They are the girls’ next door that made you pee a little bit and run away- and were always chosen first for kickball.
By Rock Ryan Published: May 21, 2007 Remember the T.V commercial a few years ago when this old lady kept wailing, "Where’s the Beef?" Well
I believe Mike Shanahan has found it. The Broncos drafted four players in the 2007 N.F.L. draft and they total
1141 pounds. That is more than half a ton of beef that averages out to 285 pounds per player. The ironic thing is: the
first two selections were passed over by some clubs because they did not weigh enough for their respective position.
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By Rock Ryan Published: July 10, 2008 That loud thud you heard during April and May was various Denver newspaper sports columnists
falling off the Rockies’ bandwagon. After an appearance in the World Series last year,
there were high hopes for another championship season. Last year the Rockies were the Media’s
darlings, this year they dropped them faster than the left dropped the Clintons. By Rock Ryan Published: May 30, 2008 These are the times that try a coach’s soul. All of Denver’s professional sports teams are undergoing hard
times. As the curtain fell on another disastrous Broncos season, many of the Denver scribes were calling for Mike Shanahan’s
head. There was more ink spilled over his plans to build a new house than over his choice of draft picks or his ability to still
coach. There was much consternation over his firing of the popular General Manager, with the reprobates blaming it on everything
from his new mansion to his large ego. By Rock Ryan Published: February 3, 2007 This seems to be the season when we are inundated with opinions. We have pundits telling us who deserves the Heisman, what
players should go into the Hall of Fame, who are the greatest basketball players of all time, etc. It brings to mind a quote
from Bethania McKenstry, "I’m not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I’ve noticed those with the most
opinions often have the fewest facts". By Rock Ryan Published: November 5, 2007 I recently went to a high school reunion in northern New Jersey and discovered an enclave of Broncos fans
right in the middle of N.Y Giant country. The reunion was in Rockaway, N.J., however a large part of my
family live at Lake Hopatcong, about 15 miles west of Rockaway. Lake Hopatcong happens to be in Jefferson Township,
the home town of Broncos long snapper Mike Leach. By Rock Ryan Published: July 23, 2007 Did you ever wonder why the NFL Hall of Fame always passes over Broncos players? I call it
the "Rodney Dangerfield effect." We get no respect.
I thought about this while watching the baseball All-Star game. When Matt Holliday of the Rockies
was introduced, the announcer uttered the all too ubiquitous comment when referring to Colorado
professional athletes, "If he wasn’t playing in Colorado, he would be a huge star."
By Rock Ryan Published: June 25, 2007 I have been on the sidelines for several weeks, undergoing a Total Knee Replacement (TKR). My problem with
this knee started back in the 50s with a high school football injury which at the time was diagnosed as ’water
on the knee.’ For years I thought that this term was a sort of a joke, for lack of a more esoteric name to
describe the condition. Remember these were the days before sports medicine, heck Gatorade had not even been invented yet. By Jake Ryan Published: May 28, 2007 Sitting in the stands at Coors Field, he had his eyes fixed on the baseball game. Bundled up and with his breath visible from
every word in the chilly 36-degree air, he ate the peanuts he bought before the game and said, "Want to see something
you’ve probably never seen before? A former major league manager trying to eat peanuts with his gloves on."
Sitting in the stands at Coors Field, he had his eyes fixed on the baseball game. Bundled up and with his breath visible from
every word in the chilly 36-degree air, he ate the peanuts he bought before the game and said, "Want to see something
you’ve probably never seen before? A former major league manager trying to eat peanuts with his gloves on."
Reflecting on Jackie Robinson |
By Rock Ryan Published: April 24, 2007 I reflected on my childhood and cashed in on some of my education while watching the celebration out at
Dodger Stadium of the 60th anniversary of Jackie Robinson’s breaking of the color barrier in major league baseball.
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